He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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