Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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