My nipple is on Facebook.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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