You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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