I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
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