i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
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