Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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