the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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