well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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