Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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