How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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