Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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