And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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