yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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