I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I have fence marks all over my body
Those nachos came to me in a dream
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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