dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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