her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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