I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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