Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
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