it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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