Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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