He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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