Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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