in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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