Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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