you're like a bully in the Christmas story
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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