So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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