Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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