Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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