he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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