I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
It's shark week go big or go home
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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