i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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