You work out of a Hotel?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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