He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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