remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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