I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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