Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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