if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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