we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Randomize
