Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
