So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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