the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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