I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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