Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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