try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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