I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
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