This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
NoShamevember. You game?
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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