is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
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