Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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