so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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