True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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