yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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