sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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