I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Your mouth is God's brothel.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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